The Democratic State of Angora Guanaco is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Anthony Carr with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.566 billion Angora Guanacoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drada. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Angora Guanacoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,732 trillion Aeons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,538 Aeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime is totally unknown. Angora Guanaco's national animal is the Guanaco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angora Guanaco is ranked 11,019^th in the world and 1^st in Angora Guanaco for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.28 law-abiding acts per hour.