The Mighty Freehold of Angortheish is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Stoicho with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.301 billion Angors are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kepalonia. The average income tax rate is 43.3%.

The all-consuming Angortheishian economy, worth 98.0 trillion Prasolars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 75,342 Prasolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angortheish's national animal is the Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is prasqnstvo vqra v debelite svine.

Angortheish is ranked 65,370^th in the world and 3,183^rd in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1.36 Bank.