The Federal Republic of Anikunia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joeni Kopky with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.188 billion Anikunians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jelopiua. The average income tax rate is 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Anikunian economy, worth 109 trillion Livrios a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 91,924 Livrios, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anikunia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Anikunia is ranked 108,334^th in the world and 988^th in the Pacific for Nudest, with 162 cheeks per square mile.