The Holy Confederacy of Anmola is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Danny Healy-Rae with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.362 billion Anmolans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blasket Islands. The average income tax rate is 51.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Anmolan economy, worth 562 trillion Walrus Tusks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 238,028 Walrus Tusks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, justice is blinding, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anmola's national animal is the Walrus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Anmola is ranked 95,284^th in the world and 477^th in Europe for Largest Populations, with 2.36 billion Capita.