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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th
The Dreadstomp of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Food poisoning and mad cow disease.
Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Annihitor the Incred

Population9.031 billion

Capitalwhat anyone sees
LeaderSuperior Leader Annihitor the Incred
Faithwhen much many

Currencyeverywhere
Animalwhat gives the name

The Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.031 billion Trolls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of what anyone sees. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Annihitese economy, worth a remarkable 5,368 trillion everywheres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 594,408 everywheres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred is punishable by death, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Annihitor the Incred's national animal is the what gives the name, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is when much many.

Annihitor the Incred is ranked 76,297th in the world and 1st in Troll Cave for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,559.44 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thHighest Poor Incomes: 42ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 43rdMost Corrupt Governments: 53rdMost Devout: 95thLargest Mining Sector: 141stHighest Average Incomes: 145thMost Valuable International Artwork: 168thLargest Black Market: 179thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 201stMost Primitive: 207thMost Avoided: 217thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 221stLargest Governments: 261stMost Armed: 279thHighest Average Tax Rates: 315thLowest Crime Rates: 552ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,018thHighest Economic Output: 1,613thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,199thMost Authoritarian: 2,476thMost Efficient Economies: 2,988thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,917thNudest: 4,021stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,265thMost Conservative: 4,455thTop
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Most Extreme: 12,825thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,098thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,394th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred is punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, Trolls are wondering where have all the flowers gone.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2.

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