The SmallBall Nation of Anti-Goatsack is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Billy with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 44.909 billion Anti-Goatsackians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keely. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Anti-Goatsackian economy, worth an astonishing 14,769 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 328,882 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, the possibility of gain causes universal pain, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Anti-Goatsack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anti-Goatsack's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Anti-Goatsack is ranked 10,312th in the world and 609th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.51 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Anti-Goatsack, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Anti-Goatsack.
- : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
- : Anti-Goatsack changed its national motto to "44.9 Billion Served...".
- : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, the possibility of gain causes universal pain.
- : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
- : Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism.
- : Anti-Goatsack was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on.
