by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 714thMost Influential: 2,242ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,929th
The Federal Republic of
Corporate Police State
Security for the people
Prime Minister Fabioseb
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.535 billion

CapitalArctic city
LeaderPrime Minister Fabioseb

CurrencyAoncarpan pound
AnimalPolar Bear

The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Fabioseb with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, complete lack of prisons, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.535 billion Aoncarpans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arctic city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aoncarpan economy, worth 204 trillion Aoncarpan pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 133,103 Aoncarpan pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market, Aoncarpan-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aoncarpa's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aoncarpa is ranked 176,958th in the world and 7,691st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -161.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 714thTop
Most Influential: 2,242ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,929thMost Avoided: 3,218thLargest Retail Industry: 3,547thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,368thLargest Mining Sector: 5,162ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,604thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,698thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,832ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,295thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,880thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,036thLargest Black Market: 14,578thMost Efficient Economies: 15,048thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,022ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,097thHighest Average Incomes: 17,741stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,739thMost Secular: 18,851st
Largest Insurance Industry: 100th in the regionMost Avoided: 103rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 173rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 183rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 216th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 224th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 271st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 503rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 511th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 520th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 520th in the regionLargest Black Market: 526th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 534th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 629th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 732nd in the regionMost Influential: 744th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 771st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 834th in the regionMost Armed: 871st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 899th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aoncarpa endorsed The Principality of Ofira.
  • : Aoncarpa was endorsed by The Principality of Ofira.
  • : Following new legislation in Aoncarpa, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aoncarpa, Aoncarpan-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Aoncarpa was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Aoncarpa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Aoncarpa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Aoncarpa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Aoncarpa was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Aoncarpa, illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 219 » Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Siwale, Noahs Second Country, Newpromisedland, McMasterdonia, Zzozona, El Fiji Grande, Hamerica, 1 very fast endotarter, New Lakemba, Marinxa, Saperisole, Fauzjhia, Dabarastan, Praeceps, Pazair, Seenvorland, Timothea, Aeolist, Asoc lon, Omnistria, Fayyayid, Territorio di Nessuno, Ethnon, Notyoutopia, Ihese, The Serdey Islands, Harveney, Dreadton, Sundred, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Daiz, Yellops, Saint Lucas And Lower Nielto, Dar es Saalam, Abonland, Advancia-Sizzletown, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Koda-Land, Miragnac, A Ordem do Caos, Valhalla123, Cartures, Guer Aike, Sikol, Westinor, Interdimensional Zone, Xagill, and 169 others.Great Bights Mum, The Turkish workers of Europe, Integriata, Empy, Tribal state of Charelis, Xentherida, Sunto, Yaorozu, Bushkrub, Shibutani, Ver Testua, North Bratislava, The Pantheons, Sil Dorsett, Psychotic Vegans, Eurasian Foederatio, Valentine Z, The Iron Lions, Korovan Isles, Wisconsota, Felpolandia, Kranostav, Vernest Quill, Frostcell, Votak Matim, The Rhein States, The Tampa Bay Rays, I Like Killing people, Pleroma Sans Romans, Dadastan Archipelago, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Zumlandia, Nordic-British Union, Selfgradatude, Loli County, Tachycardia, Nistriabar, Zankioa, Former English Colony, Abject Ludicrosity, Prydania, Bengal Empir, Libertania Democratica, Termathe, Unshleepd, Carlinland, Fluffy Noodles, Brucklania, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Sea Ghost, Simone Republic, Zemnaya Svoboda, Kocherian, Wineclaw, The Calabash Protectorate, Dangine, Yalgora, Jovian Knights, Yokciq Empire, Ihsan, Smesh, Solcius, Clan Spaniel, Fendlium, Cowbridge, Seanat, Wit Noreis, U S Eh, Mystiquelle, Eschatosia, Arichia, Joodey, Shadowrik, Eywaan, 6th Rome, Schnuftelland, Zeternia, Principia Mathematica, Nouvelle-Floride, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Palisede, Solskjar, Damsmel, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Malta Comino Gozo, Animu Place, Xyrron, Madjack, Ravendi, Eastern Cous Empria, Hopsin, The Noviosyus, Kragsgale, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Pokemanland, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Innocentic, Buckhem, Illusia and Neverendia, Erubetia, Minuda, Eslatani, United Kahndaq, Kahlo, Andexia, Cosamaloapan, Gin Tonic, Kingdom of Witcheria, Frahnkzaden, Moubarakistan, Napnomadia, Karakalpak Republic, Ramiru, ArizonaRepublic, Phire Fric, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Godwanna, Neu-Galicia, Embauba, Maott, Heilhum Imperius, Loutsland, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Vincone Cae, Kenaniahistan, Wilkshire, WeKnow, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Sisang, Anna Airters, Therizia, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Holy Oranz, Virillum, TLTland, Amprak, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Yalkan, Glanst, Bacciatto, Ilmatil, Comfed, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, Rozarus, Jestings, United Draconia, Ozstan, Unsophisticate, and Ofira.

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