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Most Secular: 696thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,046thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,426th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Minnow
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Apistevia

Population5.125 billion

CapitalAronRa
LeaderEmperor JL Fergusson

CurrencyCredits
AnimalPlatypus

The Empire of Apistevia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor JL Fergusson with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.125 billion Apistevists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AronRa. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Apistevist economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 195,824 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apistevia's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Apistevia is ranked 206,044th in the world and 157th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Stationary, with 40.39621025752 days.

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Most Secular: 696thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,046thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,426thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,423rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,438thLargest Governments: 3,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,676thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,930thMost Developed: 3,988thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,926thSmartest Citizens: 6,096thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,209thBest Weather: 6,226thMost Cultured: 6,235thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,276thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,373rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,051stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,606thHealthiest Citizens: 7,958thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,063rdHighest Food Quality: 8,375thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,916thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,085thHighest Average Incomes: 10,771stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,955thMost Patriotic: 11,615thMost Efficient Economies: 11,823rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,521stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,042ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,525thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,089thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,745thMost Inclusive: 18,960thMost Authoritarian: 20,706thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,167th
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionNudest: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Apistevia, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Apistevia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Apistevia, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Apistevia, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Apistevia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Apistevia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Apistevia, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Apistevia, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Apistevia, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in Apistevia, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.

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