Population | 28.701 billion |
Capital | Houston TX |
Leader | Joe Hart |
Faith | Humanism |
Currency | Yuxan |
Animal | Sea Bear |
The Humanoid Republic of Aragesh is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Hart with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 28.701 billion Arageshians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston TX. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Arageshian economy, worth an astonishing 11,090 trillion Yuxans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 386,408 Yuxans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, communists in Aragesh note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime is totally unknown. Aragesh's national animal is the Sea Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanism.
Aragesh is ranked 2,915th in the world and 11th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 3,811.70589384 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aragesh, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
- : Following new legislation in Aragesh, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
- : Aragesh was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in Aragesh, communists in Aragesh note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others.
- : Following new legislation in Aragesh, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
- : Aragesh was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Aragesh, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Aragesh to disarm.
- : Following new legislation in Aragesh, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
- : Following new legislation in Aragesh, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
- : Following new legislation in Aragesh, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.