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Ardchoille

Population42.574 billion

CapitalArdrigh
LeaderDicey Reilly
FaithFelinitous Wicca

Currencybrass razoo
Animaldomestic cat

The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dicey Reilly with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 42.574 billion Ardchoilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardrigh. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The enormous but inefficient Ardchoillean economy, worth a remarkable 3,092 trillion brass razoos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 72,637 brass razoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, skateparks can be found in every city, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardchoille's national animal is the domestic cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Felinitous Wicca.

Ardchoille is ranked 10,782nd in the world and 3rd in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Stationary, with 2,249.51083808992 days.

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