by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,287thMost Influential: 2,726thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,740th
The Fabricated Reality of
Left-wing Utopia
State-sponsored playtime
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.111 billion



The Fabricated Reality of Arestorkopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Facillitor with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.111 billion Arestorkopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comfytown. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arestorkopian economy, worth 99.0 trillion pipecleaners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,138 pipecleaners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and Facillitor's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Comfytown generates millions of views. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arestorkopia's national animal is the woozle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arestorkopia is ranked 48,340th in the world and 2,151st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,280.09 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,287thTop
Most Influential: 2,726thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,740thMost Pacifist: 5,583rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,067thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,932ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,459thSafest: 8,224thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,294thNicest Citizens: 8,307thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,852ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,807thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,831stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,975thTop
Most Inclusive: 12,712thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,117thHealthiest Citizens: 14,903rdMost Developed: 15,711thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,315thSmartest Citizens: 17,397thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,664thBest Weather: 19,265thHighest Drug Use: 20,119thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,175thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,336thMost Secular: 21,598thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,125thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,424thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,215thMost Income Equality: 24,131st
Most Pacifist: 318th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 340th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 369th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 409th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 419th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 426th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 432nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 444th in the regionNicest Citizens: 467th in the regionSafest: 482nd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 511th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 524th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 598th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 758th in the regionMost Inclusive: 759th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 832nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 862nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 882nd in the regionMost Developed: 885th in the regionMost Influential: 891st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 906th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 956th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 964th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 169 » Pasargad, Corfad, Guer Aike, Votak Matim, Newpromisedland, Orado, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Notyoutopia, Hamerica, The Rhein States, Siwale, Interdimensional Zone, Former English Colony, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Great Bights Mum, Crusadam, Aerilia, Ethnon, Yaorozu, Navsland, Koda-Land, Pallaith, Cretox State, Shadowrik, Empy, Lulubellia, Brucklania, Kazoo Basin, El Fiji Grande, The Pantheons, The Tampa Bay Rays, Kragsgale, New Lakemba, Omnistria, Sunto, Sundred, Dreadton, Bankowiata, Selfgradatude, Dar es Saalam, Imperial Pieserged, North Bratislava, Sevinland, Pytong, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Joodey, and 119 others.Kocherian, East Akra, The Serdey Islands, 1 very fast endotarter, Kranostav, WeKnow, Andexia, Loutsland, Draconian Progression, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Strongwill, Valentine Z, The Pleiads, Fauzjhia, Ravendi, Frances Francis the First of France, Seenvorland, Nodnarb, Wilkshire, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Daiz, Tvers, The Jerichowan Country, Cereskia, Malta Comino Gozo, Xipher, Mecca-Switzerland, Heilhum Imperius, Sikol, Hewani, Climeria, Ozstan, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Seijitsu, Colfes, New Michag, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Ellbonnia, Venicea, Star Kingdom, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, Galbadiana, Darkmondoria, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Libertania Democratica, His Enduring Majesty, Illusia and Neverendia, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Nalver And, Xentherida, Maratabat, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Hyphen, Que Lukustinardon, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, The Republic of Free Peoples, Planes, The Endless Eventide, Muqatil, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, Patrician, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Glurponia, McMasterdonia, Volstokn, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Kromi, Greater Afroeurasia, Aoncarpa, Clan Spaniel, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Figyjharli, Tyirza, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Religioncord, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Shotokonia, Simone Republic, Free Salvation, Alexander the Magnus, Super Girl, Shahrukh, BTProductions, Xyrron, Uzbek Khan, Steampunk Ariel, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Fraystonia, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Siberian Workforce, Korean-Joseon, The Calabash Protectorate, and Seanat.

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