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Most Subsidized Industry: 678th Most Inclusive: 697th Largest Governments: 706th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Diversity makes us great
President Elijah Turner
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.099 billion

CapitalArgentinstan City
LeaderPresident Elijah Turner

CurrencySouth American dollar
Animalgiant panda

The Republic of Argentinstan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Elijah Turner with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.099 billion Argentines are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argentinstan City. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Argentine economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion South American dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 280,269 South American dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, polite commuters on the Argentinstan City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argentinstan's national animal is the giant panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is religion.

Argentinstan is ranked 116,728th in the world and 14th in United Nations of Earthlings for Most Pro-Market, scoring 29.11 on the Rand Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 678thMost Inclusive: 697thLargest Governments: 706thHighest Poor Incomes: 731stLargest Publishing Industry: 756thHighest Average Tax Rates: 920thMost Developed: 971stSmartest Citizens: 1,014thMost Cultured: 1,031stLowest Crime Rates: 1,228thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,239thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,268thHealthiest Citizens: 1,345thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,625thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,654thHighest Average Incomes: 1,917thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,176thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,188thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,325thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,454thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,928thRudest Citizens: 3,220thNicest Citizens: 3,369thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,511thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,537thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,803rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,144thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,166thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,193rdMost Secular: 6,452ndMost Pacifist: 6,454thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,943rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,940thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,887thHighest Economic Output: 11,255thSafest: 11,465thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,493rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,124th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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