by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 711th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 828th Most Influential: 990th
The Glorious Land of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Nothing matters more than happiness
El Presidente
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.242 billion

LeaderEl Presidente


The Glorious Land of Aristortia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by El Presidente with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.242 billion Aristortians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aristortian economy, worth 866 trillion Septims a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,290 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Aristortian as 'your finger, you fool', and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime is totally unknown. Aristortia's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aristortia is ranked 1,387th in the world and 22nd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 72.28 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 711thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 828thMost Influential: 990thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,387thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,559thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,837thMost Inclusive: 3,927thMost Developed: 4,368thNicest Citizens: 4,455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,551stMost Efficient Economies: 4,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,646thSmartest Citizens: 6,091stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,495thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,555thMost Cultured: 6,712thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,459thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,481stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,969thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,383rdTop
Nudest: 8,973rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,027thLargest Governments: 9,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,573rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,591stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,929thHealthiest Citizens: 9,963rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,993rdMost Pacifist: 10,707thHighest Drug Use: 12,465thMost Secular: 13,025thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,149thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,881stBest Weather: 13,969thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,177thHighest Economic Output: 16,459th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 55th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 78th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 109th in the regionMost Inclusive: 123rd in the regionMost Developed: 124th in the regionNicest Citizens: 128th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Cultured: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 170th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 182nd in the regionNudest: 186th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 207th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 211th in the regionLargest Governments: 217th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 220th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 221st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 221st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 227th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 239th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 245th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 268th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 276th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 280th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 323rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 331st in the regionLargest Populations: 338th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 340th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 355th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 374th in the regionMost Secular: 386th in the regionBest Weather: 397th in the regionMost Stationary: 475th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 527th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 188 » ReeK, Todd McCloud, Asendavia, Am Echad, A Slanted Black Stripe, H-Zhena, Arkantis, Roissyland, Brotherland, Goodnamesarerare, Kaigi, Pendragonania, Axdel, Propwash, Agonya, Trimmania, Skandinavistan, Republic of Monarchists, Biggstonia, Freedom Fascists, Wendelandia, Nova-Columbia, Drunken Seal Islands, Akorial, Harro Waarudho, Blazing Samaritan, Headpat Central, The Empire of Rijelv, Adavan, Baumdahl, Lyontisia, Norport, Bullpups, Dahom, Davinhia, Furnifold, Bytes, Airrajul, Ardenaea, Adolanta, Ciggie Smallistan, Talitoa, AngusEssa, Dzosk, Bai Lung, Canwyr Cymraig, Aihon, Wizardonia, Ridann, Arcanama, and 138 others.Bolshikstan, CopyCato, Danesopia, Sicilla, Dalta Salltan, Aelitia, Sansangra, Republika ng Pilipinas, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Kangarawa, Socialist Holy American Empire, Betremia, Fedele, Bachtendekuppen, Ver Norge, Someseni, Peatiktist, Solestia, Urimel, Izonno, Ravendi, Wiranath, Dark Edgyness, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Impits Menouss, Marrico, Bacon Land, Acheronn, Acnor, Aeljae, YahYahYah, Squid Ruinosa, Xenanation, Dreamersistan, Merlovich, Thyaclinia, The Happian Union, Federated States of Zootron, United China Nation, Galve, The Earth Systems Alliance, Lanagon, Reformed Mankind Institutes, Pightinbotanoffen, The Almighty Country, The Shorter Union, 0KXRg9C5, Riveraland, Wadostan Ran, Kampf Empire, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Unger under over, Swiftwhiskers, Tshana, South East Charmaracapa, Tivinter, Sonictopia, The Reunified Empire, The Sacred Whale, VW53Aland, Shinnokawa, United-kingdom of Britannia, Wanabe, Servants of Gizmo, Ruso-Germania, Cantonese Union, Tel Mithru, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Uthenia, Taurora, Slys Paws, United Edwards, Survivoristan, Kagorg Bra Corna, Joundia, The Southern Isles of Dreyse, Splena, Elsweyr Land, The Romanum Legio, Sharipe, Valchekia, Valdwall, Kriov, Black Stone Vale, Solarfall, Republic of Berzerkistan, Squarist Republic of Squaria, British Calradia, Tim Stark, Sufjan Stevens Fans, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Avalon Ascendancy, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, United Artificial Intelligence Armada, Davelands, The island of Kiria, Bharatewa, Yumaka, Neruch, The Angel of Charity, Superior Indonesia, Babcocia, Unitary Germania, Arpino, Tigerion, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, Taya Dust, Broengtopia, The United Asian Republics, Sardarnikr, The Buckeye States, Gratefuland, America Mjolnir, Stellar Colonies, Abadong, Zukchiva, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, Osterreich und Ungarn, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Sadinata, TheRuthenians, Gorbastan, Astroa, Justice-Becoming, VoyKovie, Kilkire, Degrelle, Kralovstvi Slunce, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, ArenaC, Funkadelia, Roliganistan, The United Neo American Union, and Hizuru.

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