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Largest Agricultural Sector: 493rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,077thHealthiest Citizens: 4,376th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
My people my blood
Aeden Irons
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Armali

Population10.783 billion

CapitalCinigrad
LeaderAeden Irons
FaithAnime

CurrencyBullet
AnimalAnime titties

The Empire of Armali is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aeden Irons with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.783 billion Armalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cinigrad. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Armalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,655 trillion Bullets a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,534 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, royal mothers are increasingly sidelined as news crews strain for interviews and photoshoots with "the hot nanny", shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and populations of two-headed Anime tittieses have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armali's national animal is the Anime titties, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anime.

Armali is ranked 192,573rd in the world and 7,664th in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.57 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 493rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,077thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 4,376thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,765thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,689thLargest Black Market: 6,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,313thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,459thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,201stMost Stationary: 7,530thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,692ndBest Weather: 8,472ndMost Developed: 8,904thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,995thHighest Economic Output: 9,472ndMost Secular: 9,658thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 10,475thSmartest Citizens: 11,219thLowest Crime Rates: 11,698thMost Inclusive: 11,826thMost Influential: 12,034thHighest Average Incomes: 12,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,987thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,170thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,523rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,289thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,772ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,908thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,546th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 80th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 112th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 135th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 151st in the regionLargest Black Market: 173rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 176th in the regionLargest Populations: 187th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 188th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 192nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 207th in the regionMost Developed: 253rd in the regionBest Weather: 257th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 277th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 304th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 331st in the regionMost Secular: 331st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 369th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 416th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 432nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 499th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 511th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 515th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 668th in the regionMost Influential: 671st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 672nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 675th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 755th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Armali was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Armali, populations of two-headed Anime tittieses have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Armali, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Armali, royal mothers are increasingly sidelined as news crews strain for interviews and photoshoots with "the hot nanny".
  • : Following new legislation in Armali, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Armali, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats.
  • : Following new legislation in Armali, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Armali, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Armali, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in Armali, edutainment video games are taking Armali's students to the next level.

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