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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 710thMost Influential: 1,307thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,537th
The Federal Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Non sibi sed patriae
Armando Juniór Patino
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.483 billion

CapitalCiudad de Patinó
LeaderArmando Juniór Patino

CurrencyArmandlandian Dollar
AnimalGrey Wolf

The Federal Republic of Armandlandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Armando Juniór Patino with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.483 billion Armandlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Patinó. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Armandlandian economy, worth 153 trillion Armandlandian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,789 Armandlandian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armandlandians seem to be catching more chills, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, people talk about things being better when men were men, and light entertainment isn't dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armandlandia's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Armandlandia is ranked 1,307th in the world and 526th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 72,433 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 710thMost Influential: 1,307thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,537thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,939thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,361stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,412thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,236thMost Cultured: 21,394thLowest Crime Rates: 21,826th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 495th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 526th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 680th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 782nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 806th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 994th in the region

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