The Beautiful Republic of Arumdaum is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by 金대통령 with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.445 billion Arumdaun are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 합천. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Arumdaun economy, worth an astonishing 10,432 trillion won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 331,772 won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown. Arumdaum's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is 유교.

Arumdaum is ranked 1,247^th in the world and 1^st in Tiandi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 162.48 law-abiding acts per hour.