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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 272ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 293rd
The Great Empire of
Iron Fist Socialists
Believe in the Sovereign and meet Paradise
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Asinland

Population23.086 billion

CapitalChaosphere
LeaderImperator Asinarath
FaithChaos

Currencyasi
Animalknork

The Great Empire of Asinland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Imperator Asinarath with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 23.086 billion Asinlandiar are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaosphere. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Asinlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,622 trillion asis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 200,219 asis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Imperator Asinarath spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, interest in globalism never flags, people have become comfortably numb, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asinland's national animal is the knork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaos.

Asinland is ranked 200,461st in the world and 5,313th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 46.91758802828 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 272ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 293rdLargest Welfare Programs: 464thMost Advanced Public Education: 632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 869thLowest Crime Rates: 911thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,152ndLargest Governments: 1,206thMost Developed: 1,519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,715thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,776thMost Cultured: 1,941stHighest Food Quality: 2,437thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,524thSmartest Citizens: 2,810thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,046thMost Inclusive: 3,190thHighest Economic Output: 3,774thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,830thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,838thSafest: 5,969thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,996thBest Weather: 6,292ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,617thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,109thNicest Citizens: 8,262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,746thHighest Average Incomes: 10,089thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,388thLargest Populations: 11,195thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,413thMost Patriotic: 12,685thTop
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Most Secular: 16,565thMost Efficient Economies: 21,293rdMost Income Equality: 23,340th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 81st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 84th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 88th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 106th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Inclusive: 111th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 151st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 165th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 206th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 263rd in the regionSafest: 330th in the regionBest Weather: 333rd in the regionLargest Populations: 387th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 398th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 428th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 428th in the regionNicest Citizens: 445th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 473rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 674th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 707th in the regionMost Income Equality: 764th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 920th in the regionMost Secular: 1,001st in the region

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