The United States of Aslantica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince Henry with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.694 billion Aslanticans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Aslantic. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aslantican economy, worth a remarkable 2,932 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 274,180 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslantica's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aslantica is ranked 20,413^th in the world and 371^st in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.37 law-abiding acts per hour.