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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 313thMost Influential: 1,437thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,713th
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Asoc lon

Population612 million


The Republic of Asoc lon is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 612 million Asoc lonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Asoc lonian economy, worth 65.4 trillion pirams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,828 pirams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Asoc lon's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asoc lon is ranked 146,930th in the world and 6,289th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -87.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 313thMost Influential: 1,437thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,713thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,742ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,789thMost Pacifist: 5,259thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,821stNicest Citizens: 6,317thSafest: 6,913thMost Inclusive: 7,222ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,531stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,595thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,344thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,140thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,549thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,973rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,085thBest Weather: 14,870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,024thMost Cultured: 15,159thSmartest Citizens: 15,729thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,366thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,436thMost Politically Free: 16,458thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,316thMost Income Equality: 18,594thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,366thMost Secular: 19,605thLargest Governments: 20,536th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 237th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 242nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 253rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 269th in the regionMost Pacifist: 295th in the regionMost Politically Free: 296th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 328th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 346th in the regionNicest Citizens: 361st in the regionSafest: 379th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 389th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 446th in the regionMost Inclusive: 448th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 562nd in the regionMost Influential: 592nd in the regionNudest: 619th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 665th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 695th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 714th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 723rd in the regionMost Cultured: 764th in the regionBest Weather: 787th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 800th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 803rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 821st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 834th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 887th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 889th in the regionMost Income Equality: 901st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Asoc lon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.


World Assembly

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