by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 165thMost Influential: 2,371stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,587th
The Ruthless Polity of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Cake is not the issue here
Lord Vetinari
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Astal Aavors

Population2.522 billion

LeaderLord Vetinari

CurrencyAstallan Dollar

The Ruthless Polity of Astal Aavors is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Vetinari with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.522 billion Aavorsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankh. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Astallan economy, worth 345 trillion Astallan Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 137,134 Astallan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, and Astallan tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Astal Aavors's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Astal Aavors is ranked 197,353rd in the world and 8,609th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -377.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 165thTop
Most Influential: 2,371stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,587thNicest Citizens: 5,043rdMost Pacifist: 5,068thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,110thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,548thBest Weather: 5,621stMost Inclusive: 6,171stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,676thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,155thHealthiest Citizens: 7,293rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,319thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,783rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,904thMost Developed: 8,023rdSmartest Citizens: 8,683rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,384thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,627thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,970thLowest Crime Rates: 10,007thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,220thTop
Most Cultured: 10,649thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,916thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,208thLargest Governments: 13,053rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,662ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,356thHighest Average Incomes: 16,586thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,233rdSafest: 18,090th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 128th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 256th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 268th in the regionMost Pacifist: 286th in the regionNicest Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 314th in the regionBest Weather: 320th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 361st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 372nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 385th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 386th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 399th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 414th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 438th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 475th in the regionMost Developed: 478th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 496th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 496th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 505th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 514th in the regionMost Cultured: 533rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 553rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 580th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 604th in the regionLargest Governments: 633rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 649th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 737th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 752nd in the regionMost Influential: 760th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 787th in the region

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