The United States of Astolfotopia is a large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 78 million Montianities have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Montianitie economy, worth 3.60 trillion Montianitie Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 46,103 Montianitie Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cities in Astolfotopia declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, surveillance cameras are banned, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Astolfotopia's national animal is the Montianitie Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Astolfotopia is ranked 79,365^th in the world and 62^nd in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.63 Bank.