Population | 21.266 billion |
Capital | Uviéu |
Currency | Maravedín |
Animal | Cantabric Bear |
The Federal Socialist Republic of Asturies-Llion is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.266 billion Asturllionese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uviéu. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Asturllionese economy, worth a remarkable 1,551 trillion Maravedíns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is 72,977 Maravedíns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asturies-Llion's national animal is the Cantabric Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Asturies-Llion is ranked 19,335th in the world and 19th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 1,643.87923958328 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Asturies-Llion lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
- : Asturies-Llion lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
- : Asturies-Llion lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
- : Asturies-Llion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Asturies-Llion lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
- : Asturies-Llion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Asturies-Llion lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
- : Asturies-Llion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Asturies-Llion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 5% for Most Secular.
- : Asturies-Llion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.