The No Strings Attached of Atheist States of Philippines is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lewis Jacobs with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.393 billion Filipinos of Atheist States love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino Atheist economy, worth a remarkable 5,157 trillion rads a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 280,431 rads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Filipino Atheist Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Atheist States of Philippines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atheist States of Philippines's national animal is the Sunda leopard cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Atheist States of Philippines is ranked 746^th in the world and 9^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 179.96 law-abiding acts per hour.