The You are beautiful of Attestaltarragaby is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marc Gobbs with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.803 billion Attestaltarragabyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saintinia. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Attestaltarragabyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,503 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 313,105 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, the statue in the Pence Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, and the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Attestaltarragaby's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Attestaltarragaby is ranked 311,978^th in the world and 152^nd in Aspen for Most Primitive, scoring -589.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.