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Most Inclusive: 43rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 56thNicest Citizens: 68th
The Fauzjhian Province of
Left-wing Utopia
Moo, NationStates, friendship
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Auceanznia

Population13.131 billion

CapitalSexdiction
LeaderKyria Pinkfields

CurrencyFauzjhiau
AnimalChristmas Bat

The Fauzjhian Province of Auceanznia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kyria Pinkfields with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.131 billion Auceanznians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sexdiction. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Auceanznian economy, worth a remarkable 4,547 trillion Fauzjhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 346,295 Fauzjhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The World Fauzjhian Province Games have been won again by Auceanznia as no other country cares enough to compete, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auceanznia's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Auceanznia is ranked 203,583rd in the world and 5,730th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -608.93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Inclusive: 43rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 56thNicest Citizens: 68thMost Pacifist: 77thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rdMost Beautiful Environments: 108thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 109thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 110thMost Developed: 115thMost Rebellious Youth: 122ndLargest Welfare Programs: 124thHighest Average Tax Rates: 130thLongest Average Lifespans: 131stBest Weather: 149thMost Cultured: 152ndLargest Governments: 153rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 159thHealthiest Citizens: 163rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 187thMost Subsidized Industry: 199thSafest: 205thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 225thMost Secular: 239thMost Advanced Public Education: 242ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 244thLeast Corrupt Governments: 260thMost Efficient Economies: 266thHighest Poor Incomes: 312thSmartest Citizens: 334thMost Valuable International Artwork: 436thLowest Crime Rates: 703rdLargest Publishing Industry: 916thHighest Average Incomes: 1,220thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,142ndRudest Citizens: 3,052ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,521stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,721stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,213thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,034thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,746thLargest Populations: 17,811th
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Most Inclusive: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 87th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 87th in the regionRudest Citizens: 94th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 265th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 313th in the regionLargest Populations: 314th in the regionMost Income Equality: 330th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 348th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 361st in the regionMost Politically Free: 549th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, the World Fauzjhian Province Games have been won again by Auceanznia as no other country cares enough to compete.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen'.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.

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