Population | 34.992 billion |
Capital | Aurora City |
Leader | General John Westmoreland |
Currency | golden dollar |
Animal | golden hummingbird |
The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General John Westmoreland with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 34.992 billion Auroraians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Auroraian economy, worth an astonishing 35,877 trillion golden dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,025,304 golden dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,603,576 per year while the poor average 9,223, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.
Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, titles of nobility are packaged with Auroraian citizenship in invite-only auctions, and subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes. Crime is totally unknown. Aurora Islands's national animal is the golden hummingbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Aurora Islands is ranked 38th in the world and 1st in United Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 51,323.77 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, titles of nobility are packaged with Auroraian citizenship in invite-only auctions.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, Auroraians must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, it's best not to ask what goes into Aurora City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.