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Most Secular: 220thLowest Crime Rates: 310thMost Efficient Economies: 468th
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Do no good, see no harm
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Autonomous Unified Territories

Population13.814 billion

CapitalNorth Olestya
LeaderFirst Secretary Vladdrejov Dimitrov

CurrencyFederal Mark
AnimalCorporal Snyder

The Federal Republic of Autonomous Unified Territories is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Secretary Vladdrejov Dimitrov with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, humorless population of 13.814 billion Autonomous Unified Territoriesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Olestya. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Autonomous Unified Territoriesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,249 trillion Federal Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 307,644 Federal Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill an Autonomous Unified Territoriesian can expect a strongly worded letter, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autonomous Unified Territories's national animal is the Corporal Snyder, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Autonomous Unified Territories is ranked 25,803rd in the world and 1st in Ordis for Most Authoritarian, with 1,912.97 milliStalins.

Most Secular: 220thLowest Crime Rates: 310thMost Efficient Economies: 468thLargest Governments: 511thHighest Average Tax Rates: 570thHighest Poor Incomes: 593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 681stMost Corrupt Governments: 855thMost Scientifically Advanced: 932ndSmartest Citizens: 1,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,148thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,259thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,282ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,728thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,774thMost Developed: 1,800thHighest Average Incomes: 1,829thMost Inclusive: 1,910thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,440thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,551stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,816thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,603rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,807thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,878thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,109thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,439thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,462ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,432ndMost Cultured: 9,764thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,280thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,564thMost Stationary: 10,789thMost Influential: 10,845thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,049thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,422ndLargest Populations: 16,663rdHealthiest Citizens: 21,246thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,284th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

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