Population | 26.697 billion |
Capital | Fuzzybottom |
Leader | Bobo The Omniscient Chaos Overlord |
Faith | The Holy haberdashery of Batman |
Currency | Chocolate Chip Pancake |
Animal | Big Bird |
The Helpdesk of Avalnier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bobo The Omniscient Chaos Overlord with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.697 billion Avalnierians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fuzzybottom. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Avalnierian economy, worth an astonishing 18,279 trillion Chocolate Chip Pancakes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 684,717 Chocolate Chip Pancakes, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
A proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avalnier's national animal is the Big Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Holy haberdashery of Batman.
Avalnier is ranked 225th in the world and 9th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 240.35 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.