The Constitutional Monarchy of Avalon Nouveau is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Cornelius Fortesque with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 29.001 billion Avalon Nouveauans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port du Roi. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Avalon Nouveauan economy, worth a remarkable 5,125 trillion florins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,747 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avalon Nouveau's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unified Christianity.

Avalon Nouveau is ranked 7,270^th in the world and 170^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.61 law-abiding acts per hour.