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Rudest Citizens: 83rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90thFattest Citizens: 95th
The Robocracy of
Capitalizt
Omnia Merdae Sunt
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Awesomeland

Population27.098 billion

CapitalThe Mountainhome
LeaderFriend Computer

CurrencyShiny
Animalkiller carp

The Robocracy of Awesomeland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Friend Computer with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.098 billion Awesomelandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mountainhome. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Awesomelandian economy, worth an astonishing 12,742 trillion Shinies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 470,226 Shinies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,688,730 per year while the poor average 39,770, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Awesomeland, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Awesomeland's national animal is the killer carp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Awesomeland is ranked 46,750th in the world and 532nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 937.9689830328 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 83rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90thFattest Citizens: 95thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 105thMost Armed: 133rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 141stMost Scientifically Advanced: 170thHighest Crime Rates: 257thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 337thLargest Retail Industry: 404thMost Avoided: 444thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 452ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 458thHighest Economic Output: 470thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 481stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 528thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 557thHighest Average Incomes: 589thLargest Insurance Industry: 716thSmartest Citizens: 839thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,034thMost Secular: 1,134thMost Efficient Economies: 1,152ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,478thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,647thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,784thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,801stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,182ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,187thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,565thMost Cultured: 2,642ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,220thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,768thMost Patriotic: 5,798thLargest Populations: 6,135thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,263rdLargest Governments: 8,927thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,205thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,920thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,801stLargest Black Market: 20,069thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 26,947thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,402ndMost Pro-Market: 27,828th
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Cultured: 102nd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 144th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 149th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 177th in the regionLargest Populations: 210th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 219th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 228th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 279th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 305th in the regionMost Patriotic: 427th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 472nd in the regionMost Influential: 507th in the regionLargest Governments: 510th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 532nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 646th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 694th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 702nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 829th in the regionMost Inclusive: 929th in the regionNudest: 953rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Awesomeland.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.

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