Population | 27.098 billion |
Capital | The Mountainhome |
Leader | Friend Computer |
Currency | Shiny |
Animal | killer carp |
The Robocracy of Awesomeland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Friend Computer with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.098 billion Awesomelandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mountainhome. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Awesomelandian economy, worth an astonishing 12,742 trillion Shinies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 470,226 Shinies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,688,730 per year while the poor average 39,770, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.
Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Awesomeland, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Awesomeland's national animal is the killer carp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Awesomeland is ranked 46,750th in the world and 532nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 937.9689830328 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back.
- : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
- : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Awesomeland.
- : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
- : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
- : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
- : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
- : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
- : Following new legislation in Awesomeland, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.