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Most Subsidized Industry: 87thMost Advanced Public Education: 143rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 330th
The Lip💋Service Democracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
From One, One!
El Primero Hijo de Axixic 🌵
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Axixic

Population12.029 billion

CapitalMärgaredoville
LeaderEl Primero Hijo de Axixic 🌵
FaithAmazingly Awesome Awesomenessism

CurrencyAxixican Peso
AnimalCabra de Montesa

The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by El Primero Hijo de Axixic 🌵 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.029 billion Axixitecos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Märgaredoville. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 3,174 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 263,909 Axixican Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,040,603 per year while the poor average 45,370, a ratio of 22.9 to 1.

Government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, and libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Cabra de Montesa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 430th in the world and 21st in Lazarus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 22,929.58 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 87thMost Advanced Public Education: 143rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 330thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 336thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 430thLargest Black Market: 525thLargest Retail Industry: 530thFattest Citizens: 732ndMost Corrupt Governments: 839thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 871stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,246thMost Efficient Economies: 1,368thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,792ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,819thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,277thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,481stLargest Governments: 2,540thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,748thHighest Average Incomes: 3,043rdMost Influential: 3,274thHighest Economic Output: 4,459thRudest Citizens: 4,741stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,868thLowest Crime Rates: 4,959thNudest: 7,485thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,502ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,624thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,020thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,468th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionFattest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 105th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 163rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 185th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 213th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 216th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 280th in the regionNudest: 333rd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 507th in the regionMost Stationary: 548th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 601st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 606th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 666th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, being El Primero Hijo de Axixic 🌵 has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".

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