Population | 15.555 billion |
Capital | Jurassic Park |
Leader | Yodl |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Cow |
The Blu Holy Rpublic of Aziel Rex is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Yodl with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.555 billion Azil Rxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurassic Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Aziel Rexian economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion Gold Coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 146,764 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 474,324 per year while the poor average 34,317, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.
Things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and home renovation shows are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aziel Rex's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Aziel Rex is ranked 28,646th in the world and 129th in Refugia for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aziel Rex was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Aziel Rex was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Aziel Rex, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Aziel Rex, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Aziel Rex, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Aziel Rex, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls.
- : Following new legislation in Aziel Rex, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
- : Aziel Rex was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Aziel Rex was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Aziel Rex, electricians spend more time in school than doctors.