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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,550thMost Secular: 5,188thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,474th
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Aziel Rex

Population15.555 billion

CapitalJurassic Park
LeaderYodl
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalCow

The Blu Holy Rpublic of Aziel Rex is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Yodl with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.555 billion Azil Rxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurassic Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aziel Rexian economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion Gold Coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 146,764 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 474,324 per year while the poor average 34,317, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and home renovation shows are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aziel Rex's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Aziel Rex is ranked 28,646th in the world and 129th in Refugia for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,550thMost Secular: 5,188thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,474thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,465thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,719thHighest Economic Output: 10,233rdMost Developed: 11,367thMost Inclusive: 11,890thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,406thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,929thMost Pacifist: 13,350thLargest Governments: 13,413thMost Efficient Economies: 14,188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,201stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,669thHighest Food Quality: 15,315thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,384thSmartest Citizens: 16,018thHealthiest Citizens: 17,256thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,285thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,018thNicest Citizens: 18,222ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,222ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,153rdLargest Black Market: 22,191stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 23,233rdLargest Populations: 25,091stMost Cultured: 28,646thLowest Crime Rates: 29,828thBest Weather: 29,947thMost Patriotic: 30,053rd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionMost Conservative: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aziel Rex was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Aziel Rex was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Aziel Rex, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Aziel Rex, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
  • : Following new legislation in Aziel Rex, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aziel Rex, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Aziel Rex, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
  • : Aziel Rex was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Aziel Rex was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Aziel Rex, electricians spend more time in school than doctors.

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