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Rudest Citizens: 950thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,362ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,621st
The Constitutional Tsardom of
Anarchy
Great or small, we must do our duty.
Tsar Vyacheslav of House Von Dexen
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Azoris

Population14.031 billion

CapitalIssnicia
LeaderTsar Vyacheslav of House Von Dexen
FaithImperial Truth

CurrencyAureus
AnimalSiberian Wolf

The Constitutional Tsardom of Azoris is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Vyacheslav of House Von Dexen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.031 billion Azorisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Issnicia. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azorisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,987 trillion Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 284,191 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Tsar Vyacheslav of House Von Dexen, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and the Azorisian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel. Crime is totally unknown. Azoris's national animal is the Siberian Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Truth.

Azoris is ranked 270,024th in the world and 9,016th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 10.57552795388 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 950thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,362ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,621stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,769thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,949thLargest Retail Industry: 2,301stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,387thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,779thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,189thMost Cultured: 3,290thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,385thHighest Average Incomes: 3,500thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,639thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,790thFattest Citizens: 4,034thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,297thSmartest Citizens: 4,489thHighest Economic Output: 4,769thLargest Governments: 5,360thMost Developed: 5,408thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,149thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,144thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,202ndHighest Food Quality: 7,855thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,856thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,654thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,950thMost Inclusive: 10,630thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,155thTop
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Nudest: 16,237thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,055thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,608thMost Secular: 17,686thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,804thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,970thMost Patriotic: 20,504thMost Armed: 20,982ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,526thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,448thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,138thMost Politically Free: 26,611thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,741stLargest Populations: 29,053rd
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Rudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 89th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 110th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 115th in the regionMost Cultured: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 134th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 143rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 154th in the regionMost Politically Free: 158th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 163rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 189th in the regionLargest Black Market: 197th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 203rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Developed: 249th in the regionLargest Governments: 250th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 258th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 297th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 381st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 389th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 400th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 436th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 537th in the regionMost Inclusive: 575th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 658th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 671st in the regionNudest: 709th in the regionMost Extreme: 727th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 802nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 803rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 808th in the regionLargest Populations: 921st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 969th in the regionMost Secular: 1,027th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Azoris's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Azoris's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Azoris was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Azoris ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Azoris's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Azoris was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Azoris's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
  • : Azoris was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Azoris ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Azoris's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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