The Kingdom of Bacon Land is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bacon Lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.78 billion Bacon Slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baconshire. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Bacon Slave economy, worth 263 trillion Bacon Slabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,257 Bacon Slabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
First-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bacon Land's national animal is the Bacon Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is PIG.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bacon Land was endorsed by The 妄想感傷代償連盟 の Queendom of of Hizuru.
- : Bacon Land lost the endorsement of The 妄想感傷代償連盟 の Queendom of of Hizuru.
- : Bacon Land endorsed The Principality of Kingdom of Pars.
- : Bacon Land endorsed The Production State of Aleister.
- : Bacon Land endorsed The Office Cowboy of Funkadelia.
- : Bacon Land endorsed The Mairorist Utopia of Greater Felter.
- : Bacon Land endorsed The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
- : Following new legislation in Bacon Land, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Following new legislation in Bacon Land, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in Bacon Land, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
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