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Nudest: 5,951stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,624thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,125th
The Regionalist of
Father Knows Best State
Hail Balaslandia!
Minister of Raids
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.945 billion

FaithBalaslandian Capitalism

AnimalBlack Tiger

The Regionalist of Balaslandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Matt with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.945 billion Weebs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riverside. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anime economy, worth 259 trillion Stars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,525 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, cigarettes are dead-cheap, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balaslandia's national animal is the Black Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Balaslandian Capitalism.

Balaslandia is ranked 14,692nd in the world and 27th in First World Order for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,651.97 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Nudest: 5,951stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,624thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,125thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,957thMost Secular: 11,313thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,393rdLargest Publishing Industry: 13,804thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,689thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,692ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,731stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,194thHighest Average Incomes: 17,611thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,500thMost Inclusive: 19,601stMost Influential: 20,653rd
Highest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Kingdom Of Casetaria and Trastamara Islands.

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