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Population1.151 billion

FaithBalaslandian Catholic


The Uzumaki Naruto of Balaslandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Naruto with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.151 billion Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konohagure. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming National economy, worth 142 trillion Ryoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,573 Ryoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, foreign lack of enthusiasm for National nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Balaslandia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Balaslandian Catholic.

Balaslandia is ranked 119,539th in the world and 6,209th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 197.6 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,322ndNudest: 4,853rdMost Influential: 5,281stMost Devout: 6,179thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,336thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,013thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,587thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,792ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,930thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,624th
Nudest: 185th in the regionMost Devout: 254th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 324th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 332nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 505th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 545th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 649th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 651st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 664th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 862nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 883rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 892nd in the regionMost Cultured: 892nd in the region

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