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Largest Mining Sector: 1,942ndMost Secular: 4,158thNudest: 4,348th
The Lord Terrorizer of Spammers of
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Population3.454 billion

CapitalThe Pacific


The Lord Terrorizer of Spammers of Ballpit2 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ballpit with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.454 billion Ballpitians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pacific. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ballpitian economy, worth 449 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,094 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Ballpitian restaurants, concussed Zombieball players cannot remember their lineup position, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and Ballpit2 isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ballpit2's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is War.

Ballpit2 is ranked 20,456th in the world and 14th in The Wolf Clan for Most Developed, scoring 81.33 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 1,942ndTop
Most Secular: 4,158thNudest: 4,348thLargest Black Market: 5,738thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,614thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,007thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,281stMost Avoided: 8,286thFattest Citizens: 8,742ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,876thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,143rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,698thLargest Retail Industry: 13,261stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,319thMost Armed: 14,204thMost Efficient Economies: 16,171stHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,193rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,545thHighest Average Incomes: 18,753rdMost Developed: 20,456th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Nudest: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the region

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