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Most Devout: 4,098thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,163rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,727th
The Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy
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Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III

Population1.512 billion

CapitalBaloo Kingdom City
LeaderKing Baloo von Bruinwald XIII
FaithLutheran Christianity

CurrencyPrickly Pears
AnimalBear

The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 1.512 billion Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IIIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IIIian economy, worth 134 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,658 Prickly Pears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Baloo Kingdom City Times is sold out, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III is ranked 132,483rd in the world and 21st in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm Plantation for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 981.7 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 4,098thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,163rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,727thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,400thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 12,281stMost Pacifist: 12,795thNicest Citizens: 13,713thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,856thSafest: 15,602ndMost Conservative: 19,645thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,303rdBest Weather: 22,316thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,842ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,074thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,381stMost Beautiful Environments: 23,548th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Baloo Kingdom City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IIIians.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.

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