Population | 467 million |
Capital | Seaportattleland |
Currency | Jaffa Cake |
Animal | Crab People |
The Most Serene Republic of Balto is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 467 million Yognaughts are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seaportattleland. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Baltoan economy, worth 16.9 trillion Jaffa Cakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 36,259 Jaffa Cakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, "Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balto's national animal is the Crab People, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Balto is ranked 210,693rd in the world and 3,906th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 36.6339696098 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Balto, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- : Following new legislation in Balto, "Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in Balto, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Balto voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Balto, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Balto, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Balto, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
- : Following new legislation in Balto, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
- : Following new legislation in Balto, the government funds large training centres to turn Crab Peoples into functioning members of society.
- : Balto endorsed The Federal Republic of Eralan.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 105 » Petronellania, Ethnon, Aerilia, Ayuzhhhhh, Alogiada, Corfad, Germanic Cat, United Orange Valley States, Shibutani, New Atlantico, Chipoli, Laurendon, The Rhein States, Wilkshire, Gendirt, Great Bights Mum, Pribaltic Union, Rex Republic, Oannia, Varisland, Valentine Z, Kwaj, Zandos, Koda-Land, Lionsroar, Bagojo, PlanetMercury, Kaschovia, Pallaith, Salish-Cascadia, Valiacorkit, Armonker, Republiqueducroissant, Omnistria, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Kainin, North Bratislava, Ereena, Nouvel Empire, Love Shack, Zerentopia, CyberEgypt, Castle In Confidence, South Parter, Neptunian Military Administration, Deliber, TamilPesum, Barxa, Bardopia, and 55 others.Darkanistan, Mallyna, Vertigoism, Pineappleistania, Bedsonya, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Frokolia, Luminerra, Halsoni, Esperonia, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Former English Colony, Laforeia, Blyskalia, Russila, Pazair, United Kahndaq, Zamolodchikova, Karazan, Texaska, Pleroma Sans Romans, Old Emporia, Chukstik Illahi, Lemonbiscuits, Selfgradatude, Solmetria, Notyoutopia, Dreadton, Rezonovia, Ardok, Zelenaya Dolina, TheLandOfFunFunFun, PotatoFarmers, Arucaria, Northern Tatria, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, CzechoSaxony, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Mystiquelle, Nu Elysium, Tugupaw, Marlducro, ZleekyGgh, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Eurocom, Nistriabar, Francois Isidore, Siwale, Ubeland, Wisconsota, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, Kranostav, and Eralan.