by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,892ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,339thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,829th
The Principality of
Democratic Socialists
Ber er hver a­ baki nema sÚr brˇ­ur eigi
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population6.104 billion

LeaderHRH King Frank Le Eota


The Principality of Bananaaaaa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by HRH King Frank Le Eota with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.104 billion Bananaaaaas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odingar­r. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bananaaaa economy, worth 545 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 89,316 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bananaaaaa's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bananaaaaa is ranked 185,856th in the world and 8,613th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -81 on the Rand Index.

Most Influential: 1,892ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,339thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,829thBest Weather: 8,860thMost Cultured: 9,060thLowest Crime Rates: 9,831stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,929thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,887thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,006thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,413thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,573rdMost Developed: 11,774thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,902ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,229thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,478thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,738thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,807thNicest Citizens: 15,177thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,290thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,599thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,780thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,232ndMost Inclusive: 19,225thLargest Governments: 19,776thSmartest Citizens: 20,032ndHealthiest Citizens: 20,272ndMost Income Equality: 20,581st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 444th in the regionMost Cultured: 451st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 462nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 480th in the regionBest Weather: 482nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 516th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 525th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 530th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 534th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 564th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 571st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 580th in the regionMost Developed: 657th in the regionMost Influential: 682nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 696th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 761st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 788th in the regionNicest Citizens: 827th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 845th in the regionLargest Populations: 845th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 907th in the regionLargest Governments: 940th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 947th in the region

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