The Republic of Bavaristan is a huge, safe nation, ruled by great George the Saviour with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 909 million Bavaristanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiflyang. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bavaristanian economy, worth 56.6 trillion AUS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,262 AUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bavaristan's national animal is the Bear.

Bavaristan is ranked 179,511^th in the world and 7,469^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 424.01 on the Societal Mobility Rating.