The Democracy of Baybay is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by baybay the third with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 8.542 billion Baybayians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of belesi. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baybayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,484 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 173,767 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and pranking is an art form. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baybay's national animal is the Tona bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Baybay is ranked 206,899^th in the world and 4,630^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 566.38 milliStalins.