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Most Armed: 5,199thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,373rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,374th
The Beans on Toast of
Moralistic Democracy
Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast
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Rare
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Beans on Toast 6

Population6.757 billion

CurrencyCards
AnimalRaven

The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 6 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.757 billion Beans on Toast 6ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 6ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,082 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,249 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 6's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beans on Toast 6 is ranked 145,775th in the world and 305th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.25621924928 days.

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Most Armed: 5,199thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,373rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,374thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,170thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,190thMost Devout: 11,205thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,955thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,334thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,091stLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,696thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,794thMost Patriotic: 15,914thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,842ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,109thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,608thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,423rdMost Developed: 18,489thHighest Average Incomes: 18,736thLowest Crime Rates: 20,439thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,760thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,011thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,134thLargest Governments: 25,453rdLongest Average Lifespans: 25,982ndHighest Economic Output: 27,179th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 68th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Developed: 72nd in the regionMost Devout: 75th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionLargest Governments: 93rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beans on Toast 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Beans on Toast 6 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Beans on Toast 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 6, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 6, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 6, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 6, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 6, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 6, governments opposing Beans on Toast 6 are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 6, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.

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