The United Socialist States of Bearded Animals is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Andrew with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 18.176 billion Bearded Animalsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Void. The average income tax rate is 83.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Bearded Animalsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,913 trillion Drops a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,290 Drops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is totally unknown. Bearded Animals's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bearded Animals is ranked 16,401st in the world and 51st in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.83 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Bearded Animals, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Bearded Animals, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
- : Following new legislation in Bearded Animals, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in Bearded Animals, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
- : Following new legislation in Bearded Animals, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Following new legislation in Bearded Animals, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
- : Following new legislation in Bearded Animals, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
- : Following new legislation in Bearded Animals, many friends and relatives of Sir Andrew have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Bearded Animals was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Bearded Animals, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
