The Constitutional Monarchy of Bearical is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.629 billion Bearicalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bearicalian economy, worth 828 trillion Berries a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,907 Berries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and diminutive Bearicalian generals are feared for their aggressiveness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bearical's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bearical is ranked 237,827^th in the world and 8,983^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -433.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.