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Most Ignorant Citizens: 821stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 853rdMost Armed: 908th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Eminence Grise
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Bearzarro World

Population11.148 billion

CapitalMr Sorry's Notfun-Park
LeaderBearzarro number 0
Faithundecided

Currencyempty jar
Animalsilverlocks

The Free Land of Bearzarro World is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bearzarro number 0 with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.148 billion Bearzarroes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Sorry's Notfun-Park. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bearzarro economy, worth 966 trillion empty jars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,721 empty jars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, and you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bearzarro World's national animal is the silverlocks, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is undecided.

Bearzarro World is ranked 89,556th in the world and 2nd in Outre Space for Most Stationary, with 506.88914086852 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 821stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 853rdMost Armed: 908thHighest Crime Rates: 967thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,110thFattest Citizens: 1,211thHighest Drug Use: 1,562ndMost Primitive: 2,110thMost Avoided: 2,656thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,981stRudest Citizens: 3,928thMost Devout: 8,853rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,337thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,537thLargest Black Market: 10,633rdMost Cultured: 11,235thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,604thLargest Retail Industry: 14,361stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,171stMost Inclusive: 23,410thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,547thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,637th

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