The Queendom of Beaumec is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.443 billion Beaumecs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The very strong Beaumec economy, worth 450 trillion Bel-tetus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 60,503 Bel-tetus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,162 per year while the poor average 12,341, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

All recreational drugs are legal, Beaumec has designated Beaumec City as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Beaumec in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Beaumec's national religion. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Beaumec's national animal is the puppy.

Beaumec is ranked 251,510^th in the world and 265^th in The Eighth Closet for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.39 law-abiding acts per hour.