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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,759thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,562ndMost Influential: 6,109th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Motto? Motto!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Beausylvana

Population622 million

CapitalOld Wolfsburg

Currencyflorin
Animalwolf

The Kingdom of Beausylvana is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 622 million Beausylvanesks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Wolfsburg. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Beausylvanan economy, worth 52.4 trillion florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,316 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beausylvana's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beausylvana is ranked 198,001st in the world and 4,391st in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 21.7 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,759thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,562ndMost Influential: 6,109thMost Pacifist: 8,167thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,610thNicest Citizens: 11,670thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,867thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,956thSafest: 12,003rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,666thBest Weather: 15,065thMost Inclusive: 15,122ndMost Cultured: 16,264thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,703rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,293rdLargest Welfare Programs: 17,570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,316thHealthiest Citizens: 18,487thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,362nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 195th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 241st in the regionMost Pacifist: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 319th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 340th in the regionNicest Citizens: 378th in the regionSafest: 387th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 390th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 443rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 456th in the regionMost Influential: 475th in the regionBest Weather: 489th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 502nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 509th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 519th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 524th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 560th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 563rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 651st in the regionNudest: 656th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 704th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 723rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 741st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 796th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beausylvana, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Beausylvana, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Beausylvana, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Beausylvana, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in Beausylvana, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Beausylvana, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
  • : Following new legislation in Beausylvana, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Beausylvana, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Beausylvana, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Beausylvana, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.

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