The Republic of Beauvais is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 276 million Beauvaisiens are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The very strong Beauvaisien economy, worth 14.9 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,021 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,023 per year while the poor average 13,706, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Beauvais's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Beauvais is ranked 280,140^th in the world and 45^th in Cities for Nudest, with 40.5 cheeks per square mile.