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Most Secular: 361stMost Developed: 509thHealthiest Citizens: 534th
The Democratic Republic of
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Tommy Wiseau
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Beazlend

Population16.737 billion

CapitalAlfenheim
LeaderTommy Wiseau
FaithAtheism

CurrencyZenni
AnimalFlying turtle

The Democratic Republic of Beazlend is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tommy Wiseau with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.737 billion Beazlendians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alfenheim. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Beazlendian economy, worth a remarkable 4,058 trillion Zennis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 242,467 Zennis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

"Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beazlend's national animal is the Flying turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Beazlend is ranked 3,234th in the world and 3rd in The Atheist Empire for Most Armed, with 12.61 weapons per person.

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Most Secular: 361stMost Developed: 509thHealthiest Citizens: 534thLongest Average Lifespans: 564thMost Subsidized Industry: 664thMost Efficient Economies: 666thHighest Food Quality: 829thMost Inclusive: 1,041stSmartest Citizens: 1,050thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,121stMost Cultured: 1,303rdLargest Governments: 1,334thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,429thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,475thBest Weather: 1,577thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,759thLowest Crime Rates: 1,805thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,971stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,174thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,746thSafest: 2,828thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,880thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,961stMost Influential: 3,079thHighest Economic Output: 3,218thMost Armed: 3,234thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,626thHighest Average Incomes: 3,997thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,486thNicest Citizens: 4,679thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,377thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,485thMost Stationary: 5,760thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,940thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,891stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,048thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,139thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,283rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,487thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,800thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,662ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,241stLargest Populations: 14,804thMost Patriotic: 19,852ndHighest Drug Use: 22,368thMost Average: 23,280th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beazlend was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Beazlend voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Wickedly evil people".
  • : Beazlend voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Omnibus Due Process Act".
  • : Beazlend was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.

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