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Beazlend

Population15.986 billion

CapitalAlfenheim
LeaderTommy Wiseau
FaithAtheism

CurrencyZenni
AnimalFlying turtle

The Democratic Republic of Beazlend is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tommy Wiseau with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.986 billion Beazlendians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alfenheim. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Beazlendian economy, worth a remarkable 3,754 trillion Zennis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 234,862 Zennis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Beazlendian restaurants, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beazlend's national animal is the Flying turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Beazlend is ranked 7,715th in the world and 7th in The Atheist Empire for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,513.02 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Developed: 530thHealthiest Citizens: 575thLongest Average Lifespans: 597thMost Subsidized Industry: 695thMost Efficient Economies: 764thHighest Food Quality: 838thMost Inclusive: 1,027thSmartest Citizens: 1,114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,205thMost Cultured: 1,376thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,427thLargest Governments: 1,477thBest Weather: 1,563rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,586thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,609thLowest Crime Rates: 1,871stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,207thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,251stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,257thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,288thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,551stMost Secular: 2,946thMost Influential: 3,088thSafest: 3,264thMost Armed: 3,304thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,367thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,426thHighest Economic Output: 3,455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,462ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,232ndMost Stationary: 5,900thNicest Citizens: 5,922ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,725thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,835thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,694thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,715thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,859thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,887thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,877thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,956thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,639thLargest Populations: 15,158thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,203rdHighest Drug Use: 19,199thMost Income Equality: 19,211th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Beazlend was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Beazlendian restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, GDP growth is the preferred altar of national worship.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Beazlend suppressed a post on the The Atheist Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.

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