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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,146thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,808thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,906th
The Pepperoni Principality of
Corporate Police State
Pecuniae obediunt omnia
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT

Population548 million

CapitalBeefandbroccolopolis

Currencytso
Animalsea slug

The Pepperoni Principality of BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 548 million BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANTians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beefandbroccolopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The frighteningly efficient BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANTian economy, worth 70.2 trillion tsoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 128,139 tsoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 801,169 per year while the poor average 8,712, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, the sea slug has a hungry look, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT's national animal is the sea slug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT is ranked 94,529th in the world and 1,893rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 977.97 milliStalins.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,146thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,808thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,906thFattest Citizens: 2,230thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,537thMost Armed: 3,719thMost Avoided: 4,436thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,158thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,430thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,635thLargest Retail Industry: 6,184thLargest Mining Sector: 10,417thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,376thTop
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Most Patriotic: 20,811thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,674thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,842ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,048thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,324thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,560thHighest Crime Rates: 29,320th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Armed: 84th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 91st in the regionMost Avoided: 101st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 110th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 139th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 173rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 223rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 232nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 252nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 279th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 380th in the regionMost Patriotic: 457th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 515th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 544th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 559th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 576th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 610th in the regionRudest Citizens: 617th in the region

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