The Pepperoni Principality of BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 548 million BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANTians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beefandbroccolopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The frighteningly efficient BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANTian economy, worth 70.2 trillion tsoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 128,139 tsoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 801,169 per year while the poor average 8,712, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, the sea slug has a hungry look, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT's national animal is the sea slug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT is ranked 94,529^th in the world and 1,893^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 977.97 milliStalins.